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The fart of the deal

When a group of people take a good deal and make it stink by their irrationality.
" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."

" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
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Phone Clone

When a person loses touch with the real world and has their life in their phone.
" Sheila used to be so much fun now all she does is look at her phone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."

"What can we do to help her?"

" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
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Puber Driver

That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.
"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
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Cide Joke

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.
"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
by Gregaroidson. June 1, 2017
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Dumbocrat

Naive person lacking intelligence and information willing to vote for anyone who promises them something for free.
"I am so scared. "

"What are you afraid of love?"

"I am afraid a majority of Dumbocrats will steal my lifes savongs.:

"Why would they do that love?"

"They would do it for a vote. Haven't you watched the news lately?"
by Gregaroidson. April 10, 2019
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Swampus pompus

When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.
After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.
by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017
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Swamp feeder

Any person or organization that aids, helps, promotes or defends the stagnation and status quo of Washington DC lawmakers.

As Albert 's elderly father lie dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp
As Albert's dad lay dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp
by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017
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