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Cide Joke

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.
"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
by Gregaroidson. June 1, 2017
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Dumbocrat

Naive person lacking intelligence and information willing to vote for anyone who promises them something for free.
"I am so scared. "

"What are you afraid of love?"

"I am afraid a majority of Dumbocrats will steal my lifes savongs.:

"Why would they do that love?"

"They would do it for a vote. Haven't you watched the news lately?"
by Gregaroidson. April 10, 2019
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Funishment

Funishment. The consequence of wrong doing that turns out the be unexpectedly fun.
Child to friend " I got some unexpected funishment when. I blew up the go cart motor."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."
by Gregaroidson. February 8, 2020
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Ho bath

When a woman decides to sprinkling on perfume instead of taking a shower or bath.
"Hurry up and get ready the band starts at 9:00 don't ya know?"
"I'm just gonna take a Ho bath so we don't miss anything!"
"Ughhhhhhh again?"
by Gregaroidson. April 3, 2017
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Homance

Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."

Person #2 "Why you say that?"

Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."

Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."
by Gregaroidson. April 9, 2019
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The fart of the deal

When a group of people take a good deal and make it stink by their irrationality.
" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."

" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
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Phone Clone

When a person loses touch with the real world and has their life in their phone.
" Sheila used to be so much fun now all she does is look at her phone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."

"What can we do to help her?"

" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
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