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Definitions by Greg from The Committee

STEAM ENGINE 

The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!
I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.

A Tooth Fairy 

While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.

Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
Essentially it is the same as tittie fucking. Just as the tig boat woild smash the hulls of stalled boats, the cock would ram the tits repeatly.
Look at those tits. I'd love to give her the ole Tug Boat.

Ampanadas 

Ampanadas struggle to maintain good hygiene but if you can find a tasty one, its all down hill from there, and the leg doesn't get in your way
Ampanadas by Greg from The Committee December 14, 2016

Frompkin 

Where you get a blowjob while she's taking a shit. This is the alternative to a Blumpkin.
The smell doesn't bother me, if I am getting a Frompkin, if not I'll wait to come in there.