The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Jucas

It's a derived from a person found in a
unionized executive position
However it further contains character traits of an individual that is unscrupulous Communistic and a complete and utter Narcissist. Typically found as an appointed person by other social pariah members of its own CUPE local.

The Acting VP of our local is a total Jucas. That guy needs to get a life.

by Greg from The Committee March 11, 2022

STEAM ENGINE

The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!

I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.

by Greg from The Committee May 03, 2021

Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.

You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.

by Greg from The Committee March 02, 2021

A Tooth Fairy

While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.

My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.

by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021

Ampanadas

To go down on a female Amputee's

Ampanadas struggle to maintain good hygiene but if you can find a tasty one, its all down hill from there, and the leg doesn't get in your way

by Greg from The Committee December 14, 2016