bent bert

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"

"Everyone likes a good masterbate."

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

wild wango

a bare penis in public

"Check out the wild wango on that guy!"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

a twisted giggley

a wretchedly deformed pussie

"Oh my god...now that is one sickly twisted giggley!"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

spread eagle

a pussie stretched to the limits of its wet skin

I was ready to fly when she was spread eagle

by Greg Satin January 16, 2003

decrepid man

a limp penis

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003