Greg Satin's definitions

bent bert

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

decrepid man

a limp penis

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"

"Everyone likes a good masterbate."

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

spread eagle

a pussie stretched to the limits of its wet skin

I was ready to fly when she was spread eagle

by Greg Satin January 16, 2003

wild wango

a bare penis in public

"Check out the wild wango on that guy!"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

a twisted giggley

a wretchedly deformed pussie

"Oh my god...now that is one sickly twisted giggley!"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003