Greg B.'s definitions

guacamolito sauce

While guacamole is more solid with avocado, tomatoes, onions, chiles, spices, etc., Guacamolito is more salsa-like, more liquid in nature and used like a sauce atop of items.

"And it get's even awesomer when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside!" Narrator, "Taco Town" commercial

by Greg B. February 7, 2008

crispies

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.

Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.

by Greg B. November 3, 2006

bad form

Questionable or offbeat behavior that may warrant shame and/or an apology.

Guy 1: Hey, sorry for hitting on your sister like that, man. I guess I could've at least waited until you and your parents left the room...

Guy 2: Yeah. Bad form, dude. Bad form.

by Greg B. January 16, 2008

fackles

"Fact shackles." (Portmanteau) - A necessary component of trustworthy journalism oft-relinquished by Fox News pundits to inflame right-wing sentiments.

"And once you free yourself from the fetters of fact shackles (or "fackles") in the present day, you'd be amazed by what you can do with the facts from the past!" - Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

by Greg B. April 9, 2010

broke phi broke

An imaginary minority fraternity of homeboys who ain't got it (money, cars, clothes, hoes). Made popular by Kanye West

"Broke, Broke, Broke Phi Broke: WE AIN'T GOT IT!"

by Greg B. November 7, 2005

sufjanhead

An admirer of the talented indie-folk songwriter Sufjan Stevens.

Sean, a fan of indie pop and folk revival is, naturally, a huge Sufjanhead.

by Greg B. February 21, 2008

undercover cop

To steal.
The term "cop" means to obtain, and undercover implies secrecy.
To undercover cop something means to take it without anyone knowing: to steal.

I might have to undercover cop that when Akbar isn't looking..

by Greg B. September 12, 2005