Greg's definitions

crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

by greg September 30, 2003

Alcohol Nazi

alcohol+nazi One who tries to limit your drinking, by taking away your alcohol and/or making it difficult for you to drink more

I want another beer, quit being such an alcohol nazi.

by Greg February 17, 2005

cashers mashers

Cash Machine. Simple as that.

hey, do you mind if we stop by a cashers mashers? I'm needing some cashish.

by greg July 16, 2008

magarm

Any projectile weapon that uses magnetics to propel a projectile

gauss guns, rail guns (theoretical)

by Greg April 8, 2005

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

Serpent Night Fiend

A deceptive; person like a snake, that sneeks out at night to go get stoned, but they seem to not have a drug problem.

I think she might be a serpent night fiend because every time I call, after dark, I get the machine.

by Greg June 28, 2004

Coco

The sexiest and smartest man alive!

The Coco's are closer than the "Lilo's"

by Greg March 6, 2005