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hairy monkey brains

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!
by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008
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thadustin

Undigested food, that has passed all the way through a digestive tract, that has ejected from the rectum of a dying acloholic.

This can only be accomplished when the digestive system is in early to advanced stages of failure, by consuming ludicrous amounts of alcohol on a chronic basis.
That pizza was tasty, but it looked thadustin.

I knew an alcoholic that wouldn't poop, but rather leave thadustins in the toilet.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 11, 2018
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Thadustin

Undigested food that shoots out of the rectum of a dying alcoholic. We’re not talking corn sticking out of a toilet bear. Think pizza with pepperonis and mushrooms floating in a toilet. It’s a sure sign that internal organs have given up because they are soaked in alcohol.
I drank so much I left a thadustin in the toilet. I really need some help.

Was that actually food, or a thadustin? I’ll never eat there again
by Green eggs and baaaam June 12, 2018
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111

Three ones:

Someone who doesn’t give one fuck about:

1. Their family, especially their children.
2. Their friends.
3. Their responsibilities.

Pretty much a walking shitbag, usually fueled by heavy drinking, illicit drug use, and inherent stupidity.
I have so many bills, and my kid needs me.... oh look, a big ball of crack!! 111, bitches!
by Green eggs and baaaam June 16, 2018
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Key Largo

A small island off the coast of Florida. It is the largest, and the closest to the mainland.

The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
You’re going to Key Largo? Why?
by Green eggs and baaaam July 5, 2018
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Tha-Dustin

The stupidest of all hyphenated words; doesn't actually mean either base word

Tha: Illiterate version of The (reference urban dictionary 2)
Dustin: Ignorant fuckboy. (reference urban dictionary 5)

Tha-Dustin: Undigested food, passed through the entire digestive tract, that shoots out of the rectum of a dying alcoholic.
1. "Did you see Tha-Dustin last night? "

"Yes, it makes me sad."

2. That soup looks like Tha-Dustin, I just can't eat it.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 6, 2018
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new jersey haircut

A form of road rage used to dispatch justice on a left lane loser. After passing them in a concise manner, get back in front of them and spray them with windshield washer fluid.

This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 1, 2016
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