11 definitions by Great Seany
Another, more pleasing term for a handjob. Term was made famous by the Starbucks on Idiocracy - where people could get hot lattes instead of coffee.
Joe: Hey man, did you give Rosy the meatbag last night?
Sean: Na, she was on some high school shit and gave me a hot latte - no lotion.
Joe: Shitty.
Sean: Na, she was on some high school shit and gave me a hot latte - no lotion.
Joe: Shitty.
by Great Seany February 10, 2017
Fourth and goal describes a situation in which a sexually aroused male is on the verge of bagging a female from the bar (or other social establishment), but the establishment is closing very soon. This "make it or break it moment" can be characterized by high levels of anxiety and urgency. The male must act quickly to seal the deal before the clock runs out or risk going home alone to wank it.
Jeff: "Hey did you see Sean before we left the bar last night?
Greg: "Yeah, he was at fourth and goal with some skeezer right before the bar closed. I'm guessing he took her home to talk business."
Jeff: "Word."
Greg: "Yeah, he was at fourth and goal with some skeezer right before the bar closed. I'm guessing he took her home to talk business."
Jeff: "Word."
by Great Seany September 26, 2016
Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.
Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
by Great Seany January 17, 2017
An event in which various women of all styles, sizes, and ages are offered in one location. Like your local food establishment offers an all-you-can-eat food buffet, a slutfet offers a great variety of bitches to do with as you please. A slutfet can usually found at frat houses, strip clubs, college parties, and whore houses.
Dude 1: Hey man aren't you tired of the same types of girls coming over here to party?
Dude 2: Yeah I think we need to have a slutfet so we can satisfy all of our cravings at once!
slut whore house rager
Dude 2: Yeah I think we need to have a slutfet so we can satisfy all of our cravings at once!
slut whore house rager
by Great Seany November 28, 2011