Morkus Dueporkus

A geeky looking short, thin guy with a studder, motor bike and intense fascination for sheep sex

I was talking to the Morkus on the telephone line. I was doin all the talkin everything was fine. Till Morkus interupted with hes unique sign. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus, a Ernie look a like whos a real dorkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. A little hunch back with a funny head, and he really loves to tug off behind the shed. But You'll never understand a word he said. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus. Its a real cack when he tries to talkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. Hes favourite past time is a porno a day. And if he doesnt have a porn he'll just dream away. And he sure thinks a sheep in the fields OK. BAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Sheep insertion, sheep insertion. Thats just another one of Morks sick perversions. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 03, 2004

licorice Pizza

A licorice Pizza is a person's arse hole

I dont mind licking the licorice pizza as long as I dont dig my tongue right into the sphinkter

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 02, 2004

eel nugget

An eel nugget is a term used to describe a shit that has broken into nugget sized pieces but is shaped like a U. This happens rarely and generally if it does there is only 1 amongst the entire grogan

I just flushed a eel nugget through the S bend

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 02, 2004

beaverloop

Beaverloop is a womans vagina

I love to eat a chicks beaverloop

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 02, 2004

beaverloop

Beaverloop is a word used to describe a womans vagina flaps or vulva.

Beaver is a vagina, loop is the lips of the vagina thus beaverloop.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 13, 2004

rectum rubber

A rectum rubber is another term used for poofter

There was a rectum rubber ramming his pooh proder up the rectum rubbers date

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 02, 2004

Big Bad Ass

The Big Bad Ass is none other than Ant Banks. Oaklands premier gangsta rap producer and inventer of the smoothest grooves on the planet earth

The big bad ass from the dangerous crew is havin so many hoes he dont know what to do. The Big Bad Ass from the dangerous crew so just fire up the dank and pass the brew. The big dick Gangsters in the house bitch, You can get a fat dick in your mouth

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 06, 2004