Definitions by Granny pig

18 months 

18 months is actually 7 years, according to the popular boyband, One Direcion. After announcing their hiatus and being asked how long it would take, they said "Let's give it 18 months." And now, directioners have realised 18 months is actually equivalent to 7 years.

What are 18 months equivalent to?
7 years, oBvIoUsLy

18 months by Granny pig July 5, 2022

try and try 

A informal phrase used when someone who is annoyed and thinks someone/something can't do something.

-I bet you I can win the lottery today!
-Try and try.

try and try by Granny pig July 4, 2021

Little Things 

A very underrated song by the one and only
~One Direction~

It's awesome btw, you should def listen to it.

1. Hey, Joe, have you listened to little things? It's by One Direction and it's legit awesome!
2. -What's your favourite song?

-little things by One Direction!

Little Things by Granny pig July 4, 2021

Curt/ly 

Being annoyed or angry by something/someone, closest neighbour synonym being indignantly.

My dad was curt about the finished hot sauce he loved so much.
Minnie was curt as her friend tried to copy her homework.
Jenny curtly shoved the lady away, as she tried to sell her some stickers.
'Shut up!' Grady said curtly.
Curt/ly

Curt/ly by Granny pig June 14, 2021

KIK 

Someone who has tried to type lol without looking at the computer/phone and instead typed kik.

"My neighbours loved my rock music so much, they threw a brick in the window to hear it better kik!"
"It's lol, dingy, not kik."
"Mistake, sry."

KIK by Granny pig June 12, 2021

Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

Coffeeing by Granny pig June 9, 2021

Spirit Riding Free 

Spirit Riding Free is a childish animation, with the trio of friends Lucky, Abigail and Pru who ride horses and do girly stuff and act like babies. Their horses can somehow understand everything they say, even complicated stuff like ironing, which is very unrealistic. Lucky can learn a trick on her horse "Spirit" (a wild mustang) in like an hour, even a very hard one. lol that's why I hate that shitty TV show.

'Hey, Martha, your kid Gabe and mine can have a playdate today and watch Spirit Riding Free.'
'Mummy, can we not go shopping today? There's a Spirit Riding Free special at 5.00 pm!'

Spirit Riding Free by Granny pig June 9, 2021