5 definitions by Granny Gumjobs

Noodles

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.

Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!

by Granny Gumjobs April 2, 2018

Trumplr

A completely Ungodly website full of "sexy" Trump fanfictions and homemade Trump Nudes

Brennan: Have you checked out the latest Trumplr??

David: No... God please... No..

by Granny Gumjobs February 1, 2017

Ripped Sock

Like a pink sock, while during anal sex, while the guy pulls out of the anal cavity, the persons butthole prolapses (turns inside out). However, in this case, the anus is torn.

Ethan: i am pulling out baby!!
Zak: OW!!! You pink socked me and it ripped!
Ethan: Oh no!! I just have you a ripped sock...
Zak: it hurts soo bad!! I'm Gona kill you!

by Granny Gumjobs February 4, 2017

Trumpler

A ungodly website full of Trump fanfictions and fake nudes... (Don't let your kids see)

Brennan: hey , man have you checked out trumpler??

David: No... God... No!!

by Granny Gumjobs February 1, 2017

Cummies

A gummy full of male sperm. Although not true, some people believe you can become pregnant through Oral sex.. In this case Cummies would cause pregnancy.

Brogan: If you put cum in a gummy and a girl ate it would she become pregnant?
Jaiden: wait?! Do you think a girl can get pregnant by swallowing jizz?

Brogan: Yes? Can't you?
Jaiden: No?!
David: haha wouldn't those be called Cummies?

by Granny Gumjobs February 4, 2017