Gov’t Cheese's definitions
Something important people do that serves no actual purpose but sounds like it accomplishes something. Commonly executed in order to avoid doing actual productive work.
Hey Aaron, you up for a quick Gemba walk? I’ve got all these quotes to work on but I’m just not feeling it right now.
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
Get the Gemba Walkmug. To get down into the nitty gritty details by doing strenuous, continuous busy work to produce large quantities of data suitable for analysis.
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
Get the Getting down in the weedsmug. To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.
Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
Get the Peanut Butter Smoothmug. To get an elite group of people together so that they may put their heads together, so to say, in order to brainstorm critical topics for potential solutions that involve other people doing the work. You know a huddle was done correctly when the participants walk away feeling like they accomplished a lot.
After lunch let's do a quick huddle on our revenue cycle optimization (RCO) and why it has recently plummeted.
by Gov’t Cheese December 7, 2022
Get the Huddlemug. A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.
Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.
by Gov’t Cheese January 13, 2023
Get the Going the way of the dodo birdmug. by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
Get the Moose Under the Tablemug.