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I don’t like the band Palaye Royale

I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.
by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023
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Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.
Wu. It works. I told you it would.
by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023
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Strange Little Girl

Little girl who lives down the lane

Sat in a lonely room, you grew up far too soon

They're gonna find out some day

Think what your daddy said

They'll try to turn your head

Don't let them take you away

Keep lighting cigarettes, they haven't guessed it yet

Daddy can't see you today

Little girl who lives down the lane

You're a strange girl

Little girl who lives down the lane

In your strange world
Limousine parked outside

There's nowhere left to hide

Landlady's onto your game

What is she trying to do? Is she afraid of you?

Mamma behaved just the same

She's what the lady saw, under the cellar door

They're gonna think you're insane

Little girl who lives down the lane

You're a strange girl

Little girl who lives down the lane

In your strange world

Mario magic man trusts in some master plan

See how your daddy appears

He brought a change of luck digging the garden up

Buried the last of your fears

Keep lighting cigarettes, they haven't guessed it yet

Daddy can't see you today

Little girl who lives down the lane

You're a strange girl

Little girl who lives down the lane

In your strange world

What's your name girl? Such a strange girl

What's your game girl? In this strange world

What's your name girl? You're a strange girl

What's your game girl? Such a strange world

What's your name girl? Such a strange girl

You're insane girl. Such a shame

Strange Little Girl
by Gothic Miscreant October 9, 2023
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Pontiac

A once popular American car brand owned and manufactured by General Motors. It has since become defunct.
I wish Pontiac never went out of business. They made really cool looking cars.

My mom once had a 1990 Pontiac Grand Am and it lasted for nearly a decade. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
by Gothic Miscreant October 12, 2023
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Horrorscope

Today a friend will call to tea
I can't quite see his face
And you may think of going abroad
Or counting calories

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you know it's true
In your heart of stone?

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John

Is someone causing problems at work?
Is money rather scarce?
A conflict could erupt at home
If you defy the stars

In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on

Don't you know it's true
In your horrorscope?
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John

Today romance is in the air
Except for Scorpios
July's ideal for planning a crime
If you live through June

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack

Better run, John
Get the motor on
Don't you know it's true
In your horroscope?
You know there's nothing you can't do
It's in your horrorscope

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John

Today
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
by Gothic Miscreant October 13, 2023
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Last Train Home

To every broken heart in here
Love was once a part
But now it's disappeared
She told me that it's all a part of
The choices that you make, yeah
Even when you think you're right
You have to give to take

But there's still tomorrow
Forget the sorrow
And I can be on the last train home
Watch it pass the day
As it fades away
No more time to care
No more time, today

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

I wonder if you're listening
Picking up on the signals sent back from within
Sometimes it feels like
I don't really know what's going on
Time and time again it seems like
Everything is wrong in here
But there's still tomorrow
Forget the sorrow
And I can be on the last train home
Watch it pass the day
As it fades away
No more time to care
No more time, today

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

But we sing if we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing if it's not enough

And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To never fall in love
To never fall in love again
To never fall in love again
To never fall in love again..
by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023
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