Gothic Miscreant's definitions
All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe
One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe
One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
His twitching brain can dance within
A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing
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A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing
Quote Unquote
by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023
Get the Quote Unquote mug.Today a friend will call to tea
I can't quite see his face
And you may think of going abroad
Or counting calories
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you know it's true
In your heart of stone?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
Is someone causing problems at work?
Is money rather scarce?
A conflict could erupt at home
If you defy the stars
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
Don't you know it's true
In your horrorscope?
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today romance is in the air
Except for Scorpios
July's ideal for planning a crime
If you live through June
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Get the motor on
I can't quite see his face
And you may think of going abroad
Or counting calories
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you know it's true
In your heart of stone?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
Is someone causing problems at work?
Is money rather scarce?
A conflict could erupt at home
If you defy the stars
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
Don't you know it's true
In your horrorscope?
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today romance is in the air
Except for Scorpios
July's ideal for planning a crime
If you live through June
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Get the motor on
Don't you know it's true
In your horroscope?
You know there's nothing you can't do
It's in your horrorscope
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
In your horroscope?
You know there's nothing you can't do
It's in your horrorscope
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
by Gothic Miscreant October 13, 2023
Get the Horrorscope mug.Little girl who lives down the lane
Sat in a lonely room, you grew up far too soon
They're gonna find out some day
Think what your daddy said
They'll try to turn your head
Don't let them take you away
Keep lighting cigarettes, they haven't guessed it yet
Daddy can't see you today
Little girl who lives down the lane
You're a strange girl
Little girl who lives down the lane
In your strange world
Sat in a lonely room, you grew up far too soon
They're gonna find out some day
Think what your daddy said
They'll try to turn your head
Don't let them take you away
Keep lighting cigarettes, they haven't guessed it yet
Daddy can't see you today
Little girl who lives down the lane
You're a strange girl
Little girl who lives down the lane
In your strange world
Limousine parked outside
There's nowhere left to hide
Landlady's onto your game
What is she trying to do? Is she afraid of you?
Mamma behaved just the same
She's what the lady saw, under the cellar door
They're gonna think you're insane
Little girl who lives down the lane
You're a strange girl
Little girl who lives down the lane
In your strange world
Mario magic man trusts in some master plan
See how your daddy appears
He brought a change of luck digging the garden up
Buried the last of your fears
Keep lighting cigarettes, they haven't guessed it yet
Daddy can't see you today
Little girl who lives down the lane
You're a strange girl
Little girl who lives down the lane
In your strange world
What's your name girl? Such a strange girl
What's your game girl? In this strange world
What's your name girl? You're a strange girl
What's your game girl? Such a strange world
What's your name girl? Such a strange girl
You're insane girl. Such a shame
Strange Little Girl
There's nowhere left to hide
Landlady's onto your game
What is she trying to do? Is she afraid of you?
Mamma behaved just the same
She's what the lady saw, under the cellar door
They're gonna think you're insane
Little girl who lives down the lane
You're a strange girl
Little girl who lives down the lane
In your strange world
Mario magic man trusts in some master plan
See how your daddy appears
He brought a change of luck digging the garden up
Buried the last of your fears
Keep lighting cigarettes, they haven't guessed it yet
Daddy can't see you today
Little girl who lives down the lane
You're a strange girl
Little girl who lives down the lane
In your strange world
What's your name girl? Such a strange girl
What's your game girl? In this strange world
What's your name girl? You're a strange girl
What's your game girl? Such a strange world
What's your name girl? Such a strange girl
You're insane girl. Such a shame
Strange Little Girl
by Gothic Miscreant October 9, 2023
Get the Strange Little Girl mug.WHY!!!???!!! AND WE LIGHT UP THE SKY!!!!!!!! ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
IIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEAAAAIIAAIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Gothic Miscreant December 2, 2023
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Get the I admit I’m a dumbass mug.There really is nothing nice about USA
You go to the hospital you have to pay
The dollar is the language that they all speak
They don't really bother about the radiation leak
Fuck the USA
They keep their secrets undercover
The rich don't bother about those that suffer
This ain't the land of milk and honey
Cause all they want is money money money
You go to the hospital you have to pay
The dollar is the language that they all speak
They don't really bother about the radiation leak
Fuck the USA
They keep their secrets undercover
The rich don't bother about those that suffer
This ain't the land of milk and honey
Cause all they want is money money money
Fuck the USA
Nuclear bombs are fuck all new
You'd better start running when they drop on you
Run into a shelter, play hide and seek
Cause when you die your body reeks
Fuck the USA
There really is nothing nice about USA
You go to the hospital you have to pay
The dollar is the language that they all speak
They don't really bother about the radiation leak
Fuck the USA
Nuclear bombs are fuck all new
You'd better start running when they drop on you
Run into a shelter, play hide and seek
Cause when you die your body reeks
Fuck the USA
There really is nothing nice about USA
You go to the hospital you have to pay
The dollar is the language that they all speak
They don't really bother about the radiation leak
Fuck the USA
by Gothic Miscreant December 2, 2023
Get the Fuck the USA mug.I'd like to see you in the morning light
I like to feel you when it comes to the night
Now I'm here and I'm all alone
Still I know how it feels, I'm alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldn't find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
I'm alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
I said, "Stay", but you turned away
Tried to say that it was me
Now I'm here and I've lost my way
Now I know how it feels, I'm alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldn't find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
I'm alone again without you
I like to feel you when it comes to the night
Now I'm here and I'm all alone
Still I know how it feels, I'm alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldn't find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
I'm alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
I said, "Stay", but you turned away
Tried to say that it was me
Now I'm here and I've lost my way
Now I know how it feels, I'm alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldn't find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
I'm alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
I tried so hard to make you see
But I couldn't find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
I'm alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again, alone again
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
I tried so hard to make you see
But I couldn't find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
I'm alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again, alone again
Alone again without you
by Gothic Miscreant November 13, 2023
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