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He’s So Fine

He's so fine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Wish he were mine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
That handsome boy overthere
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
The one with the wavy hair
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
I don't know how I'm gonna do it
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
But I'm gonna make him mine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
He's the envy of all the girls
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
It's just a matter of time
(Do-lang-do-lang)
He's a soft Spoken guy
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Also seems kinda shy
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Makes me wonder if I
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Should even give him a try
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
But then I know he can't shy
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
He can't shy away forever
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
And I'm gonna make him mine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
If it takes me forever
(Do-lang-do-lang)
He’s So Fine
(Oh yeah)
Gotta be mine
(Oh yeah)
Sooner or later
(Oh yeah)
I hope it's not later
(Oh yeah)
We gotta get together
(Oh yeah)
The sooner the better
(Oh yeah)
I just can't wait, I just can't wait
To be held in his arms
If I were a queen
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
And he asked me to leave my throne
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
I'll do anything that he asked
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Anything to make him my own
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
For he's so fine
(So fine) so fine
(So fine) he's so fine
(So fine) so fine
(So fine) he's so fine
oh yeah
(He's so fine) he's so fine
(So fine) uh-huh
(He's so fine)
He's so fine...
by Gothic Miscreant December 24, 2023
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INTJ

We’re very meticulous and esoteric characters. Quite elusive, really.

And nobody seems to understand us… probably one of the strangest, most bizarre and sad personality types out there; Although we aren’t prone to show emotion. But underneath it all, we are a sad, lonely, solitary, mellow, melancholic bunch — most the time.
INTJ’s are one of the most misunderstood personality types out there.

Most of us just do not fit “into” the modern world, so to speak. And likewise, that is often precisely why we struggle to fit in…

Most people find us boring or insignificant, but we don’t care, most of the time. Many INTJ’s such as myself are practicing Misanthropists…

INTJ are probably one of the most isolated personality types.
by Gothic Miscreant September 25, 2023
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Graveflower

Like murder
Stoned, I awoke in your temple to blackness above you
And death beside me
Where kitchen knives conspire, razor blades make bloodless love
Like murder
The ghost of a pale girl is solemnly following me
Pale, will she follow me into the sea?
I feel the flowers screaming to consume you
Like murder
Earth and sky, your cradle, earth and sky entomb you
And death beside me
I burrow through the dust in your skull
But I cannot seem to find your soul
Bloodless and numb, we orbit the sun
Pale, will she follow me into the sea?
On the dark side of her face the reptiles awake
Locust swarm from open mouths that sing thy kingdom come
While blackness hums
Nothing is true, and I'm tired of your sad today
You're screaming because there's nothing left for you to say
Bloodless and numb, we orbit the sun
Pale, will she follow me into the sea?
Stoned, I awoke in your temple to blackness above you
And death beside me
Where kitchen knives conspire, razor blades make bloodless love
Like murder

Graveflower
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2025
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Kiss Me

In my young life, I have received
Callers as though they were Christmas Eve
Disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye (a love like this is sealed with a kiss)
In my young life and I know something now
I've never tried to create a wow
Wows are few frustration more common
Now I can feel it in my soul
That's why I gave the come on
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Faces fall before my feet
Like blood onto a clean, white sheet
When I grow old, I won't forget
To innocence my only debt
Wow, I feel so fresh today
Barefoot in the snow, to make love in the hay
The stars are bright in the abyss
Now I can feel you in my arms
I explode inside your kiss
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
by Gothic Miscreant August 30, 2025
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(How To Be) A Millionaire

I've seen the future, huh, I can't afford it and
Tell you the truth, sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjack, build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire
Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun (woo!)
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate (come on, come on)
For all the cards you were dealt, babe
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't! I do!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't!
I've seen the future, I can't afford it and
by Gothic Miscreant December 17, 2023
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Quote Unquote

All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable

Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe

One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite

And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
His twitching brain can dance within
A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose

To hear is stinking highs and lows

He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away

With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta

Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing

Quote Unquote
by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023
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Strange Little Girl

Little girl who lives down the lane

Sat in a lonely room, you grew up far too soon

They're gonna find out some day

Think what your daddy said

They'll try to turn your head

Don't let them take you away

Keep lighting cigarettes, they haven't guessed it yet

Daddy can't see you today

Little girl who lives down the lane

You're a strange girl

Little girl who lives down the lane

In your strange world
Limousine parked outside

There's nowhere left to hide

Landlady's onto your game

What is she trying to do? Is she afraid of you?

Mamma behaved just the same

She's what the lady saw, under the cellar door

They're gonna think you're insane

Little girl who lives down the lane

You're a strange girl

Little girl who lives down the lane

In your strange world

Mario magic man trusts in some master plan

See how your daddy appears

He brought a change of luck digging the garden up

Buried the last of your fears

Keep lighting cigarettes, they haven't guessed it yet

Daddy can't see you today

Little girl who lives down the lane

You're a strange girl

Little girl who lives down the lane

In your strange world

What's your name girl? Such a strange girl

What's your game girl? In this strange world

What's your name girl? You're a strange girl

What's your game girl? Such a strange world

What's your name girl? Such a strange girl

You're insane girl. Such a shame

Strange Little Girl
by Gothic Miscreant October 9, 2023
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