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Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess

We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

Bridged

When you bust El Boohoo, usually on a coin flip or when you’re actually ahead pre. The trauma caused by this temporary lull in the normal sun running and $85k upswing ends under a bridge, with tears, while face fucking a dead carp.

Collin’s KJ bridged the sun running sand princess’s KT on a massive suck out. Expect a moving truck in front of his apartment later today with super gay frown selfies all over social media

by Gossip Gary December 4, 2021

Martz

That hole where shit comes out of

If there’s grass on the field, play ball. If not, go behind the dugout and play in her martz

by Gossip Gary December 11, 2021

Oakdale Musket

When you crush up an instant adderall, sprinkle it on your penis, and have anal sex

Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket

by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019

Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

Blitz

The inverted pussy of a tranny

Sean fucked a tranny in the blitz and it felt great

by Gossip Gary November 29, 2021