Definitions by Gossip Gary

Helen 

An unworthy brag, usually posted on an Internet forum

Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.

Helen by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025

Smothered by a gay ape 

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

Smothered by a gay ape by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

The Crisco Crippler 

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat

Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.

The Crisco Crippler by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022

Martz 

That hole where shit comes out of

If there’s grass on the field, play ball. If not, go behind the dugout and play in her martz

Martz by Gossip Gary December 11, 2021

Bridged 

When you bust El Boohoo, usually on a coin flip or when you’re actually ahead pre. The trauma caused by this temporary lull in the normal sun running and $85k upswing ends under a bridge, with tears, while face fucking a dead carp.

Collin’s KJ bridged the sun running sand princess’s KT on a massive suck out. Expect a moving truck in front of his apartment later today with super gay frown selfies all over social media

Bridged by Gossip Gary December 4, 2021

Blitz 

The inverted pussy of a tranny

Sean fucked a tranny in the blitz and it felt great

Blitz by Gossip Gary November 29, 2021

Gumped 

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

Gumped by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021