Definitions by Gossip Gary
Helen
Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.
Helen by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025
Smothered by a gay ape
The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid
Smothered by a gay ape by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024
The Crisco Crippler
When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat
Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.
The Crisco Crippler by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022
Martz
Martz by Gossip Gary December 11, 2021
Bridged
When you bust El Boohoo, usually on a coin flip or when you’re actually ahead pre. The trauma caused by this temporary lull in the normal sun running and $85k upswing ends under a bridge, with tears, while face fucking a dead carp.
Collin’s KJ bridged the sun running sand princess’s KT on a massive suck out. Expect a moving truck in front of his apartment later today with super gay frown selfies all over social media
Bridged by Gossip Gary December 4, 2021