Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

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Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 15, 2024

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Blitz

The inverted pussy of a tranny

Sean fucked a tranny in the blitz and it felt great

by Gossip Gary November 30, 2021

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Martz

That hole where shit comes out of

If there’s grass on the field, play ball. If not, go behind the dugout and play in her martz

by Gossip Gary December 11, 2021

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Bridged

When you bust El Boohoo, usually on a coin flip or when you’re actually ahead pre. The trauma caused by this temporary lull in the normal sun running and $85k upswing ends under a bridge, with tears, while face fucking a dead carp.

Collin’s KJ bridged the sun running sand princess’s KT on a massive suck out. Expect a moving truck in front of his apartment later today with super gay frown selfies all over social media

by Gossip Gary December 05, 2021

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