Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

Sniffing The See Saw

The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o

There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.

by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021

Blitz

The inverted pussy of a tranny

Sean fucked a tranny in the blitz and it felt great

by Gossip Gary November 29, 2021

Bridged

When you bust El Boohoo, usually on a coin flip or when you’re actually ahead pre. The trauma caused by this temporary lull in the normal sun running and $85k upswing ends under a bridge, with tears, while face fucking a dead carp.

Collin’s KJ bridged the sun running sand princess’s KT on a massive suck out. Expect a moving truck in front of his apartment later today with super gay frown selfies all over social media

by Gossip Gary December 04, 2021

Helen

An unworthy brag, usually posted on an Internet forum

Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.

by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025

Bridge Mode

A state of mind that causes you to think the world is burning, and the smallest setback can bring on “Fuck it. Time to live under a bridge”

Cyrus stone bubbled the deep eleven in the middle of a $75,000 upswing, prompting full bridge mode

by Gossip Gary September 28, 2021

Oakdale Musket

When you crush up an instant adderall, sprinkle it on your penis, and have anal sex

Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket

by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019