Gorgone's definitions

steam hood

the hooded part of the vagina; just above the clit. It usually glissens.

On a hot day, say this to your comely neighbor: Steam hood?

by Gorgone August 11, 2003

hair curd

the white smeg that sticks to vaginal hair

She was perfect, except for all those hair curds.
(see Mungo Jerry)

by Gorgone August 9, 2003

beaver trap

a thong, a shit wick, ass floss

Cancun is filled with beaver trap.

by Gorgone August 9, 2003

phart

a pussy fart

Sheila couldn't stop pharting after our marathon fuck session.

by Gorgone August 9, 2003

tadger

what remains in the toilet after an unsuccessful flushing.

I flushed three times and there was still a tadger floating in the bowl.

by Gorgone August 8, 2003

Mungo Jerry

-performing cunnilingus regardless of your partners personal hygene.
-blind folded muff diving.

She wanted me to go down on her right after her track meet, so I had to pull a "mungo jerry".

To hell with the hair curds, I'm doing a mugo jerry.

by Gorgone August 9, 2003

perchey

undesirable vaginal odor.

Honey, did you just put a new inner tube in your bike tire or are you a little perchey?

by Gorgone August 11, 2003