Goosey Goose's definitions

WAFr

Someone who is woke as fuck.

Everybody in my company is a WAFr, always talking about peoples pronouns.

by Goosey Goose February 2, 2022

Yanktuary

A safe and quiet place for a man to rub one out, jerk off, beat the bishop, stroke the salami, wax the knob, or any other euphemism for the act of masturbation.

When I’m horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.

by Goosey Goose February 25, 2022

Baked Nebraska

A pothead from the midwestern plains states.

I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.

by Goosey Goose March 7, 2022

Sqwinch

The clenching of one’s anus in order to keep from shitting oneself.

I thought I was about to fart but at the last second I had to sqwinch to keep from shitting my pants.

by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020

Shark eyes

The look a girl gets when her eyes roll back into her head while swallowing a cock, resembling a shark’s eye lids that cover their eyes when biting.

When she gives head she gets shark eyes.

by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020

BloVID

A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.

I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.

by Goosey Goose October 7, 2020