I thought I was about to fart but at the last second I had to sqwinch to keep from shitting my pants.
by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020
I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.
by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020
The look a girl gets when her eyes roll back into her head while swallowing a cock, resembling a shark’s eye lids that cover their eyes when biting.
by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020
She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.
by Goosey Goose January 09, 2011
A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.
I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!
by Goosey Goose August 17, 2020
A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.
I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.
by Goosey Goose October 07, 2020