Goosey Goose's definitions

Baked Nebraska

A pothead from the midwestern plains states.

I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.

by Goosey Goose March 7, 2022

Misdiarrhosis

When you think that long hot fart that couldn’t be held is definitely diarrhea, but it turns out to be nothing of the sort, you have a misdiarrhosis.

I couldn’t believe that I didn’t shit myself but it was only a big fart vs. hot diarrhea. I made a misdiarrhosis.

by Goosey Goose June 3, 2021

Sufferin’ Suckinass

The description of the feeling of an individual who decided that they were horny enough to lick a dirty asshole.

She went all in without first checking his undercarriage hygiene and ended up sufferin’ suckinass.

by Goosey Goose June 24, 2021

Skunk plug

Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.

Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.

by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021

Ejacko’lantern

What you have when you carve a pumpkin to resemble the face of someone having a massive orgasm.

This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.

by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021

BJ Piledriver

When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.

I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.

by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021