Goosey Goose's definitions

Hungle

A man’s genitalia when it consists of a huge pecker and gigantic, never manicured bush.

Dude walked into the shower sporting quite a hungle, not sure how he gets his girlfriend to go down on that hairy mess, but at least he’s got a 10 inch dick that can escape it.

by Goosey Goose August 26, 2020

Blacksnake Moan

A porn movie that could have been made about women getting pounded by a black dude with a horse dick.

I watched Blacksnake Moan and felt really substandard.

by Goosey Goose August 26, 2020

Chuburban

Describes areas outside of a city that are teeming with fat people who don’t exercise.

Chuburban neighborhoods are so depressing. There’s never anyone out exercising, they all just sit inside, eating and watching TV.

by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020

Chuburban

Description of a community surrounding a city that is full of fat people.

Chuburban communities are so depressing. No one is out walking or running, they just stay inside all day long eating and watching TV.

by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020

Prodigal Dung

A previously flushed shit that floats it’s way back up into the toilet.

I sat down to take another dump and noticed the return of the prodigal dung from 30 minutes ago.

by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020

BloVID

A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.

I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.

by Goosey Goose October 7, 2020

Rejuvienate

Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.

They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.

by Goosey Goose November 21, 2011