Diarrhoni

Digestive intolerance towards Italian foods such as pepperoni, macaroni, rigatoni, hell, anything that ends in roni.
We’re talkin’ major pasta shits here pizon!

You wouldn’t believe how bad that Olive Garden unlimited pasta bowl got me. I was up all night with diarrhoni!

by Goosey Goose May 05, 2022

Yanktuary

A safe and quiet place for a man to rub one out, jerk off, beat the bishop, stroke the salami, wax the knob, or any other euphemism for the act of masturbation.

When I’m horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.

by Goosey Goose February 25, 2022

Rejuvienate

Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.

They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.

by Goosey Goose November 21, 2011

Kotex Wax

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.

Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.

by Goosey Goose December 22, 2009

Chuburban

Description of a community surrounding a city that is full of fat people.

Chuburban communities are so depressing. No one is out walking or running, they just stay inside all day long eating and watching TV.

by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020

Outcrap

A rocky turd sticking out your ass that won’t break free.

This outcrap in my ass has to come out soon or else!

by Goosey Goose July 24, 2020

Skunk plug

Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.

Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.

by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021