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When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.
I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.
by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021
Get the BJ Piledriver mug.This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.
by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021
Get the Ejacko’lantern mug.Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.
Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.
by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021
Get the Skunk plug mug.The description of the feeling of an individual who decided that they were horny enough to lick a dirty asshole.
by Goosey Goose June 24, 2021
Get the Sufferin’ Suckinass mug.When you think that long hot fart that couldn’t be held is definitely diarrhea, but it turns out to be nothing of the sort, you have a misdiarrhosis.
I couldn’t believe that I didn’t shit myself but it was only a big fart vs. hot diarrhea. I made a misdiarrhosis.
by Goosey Goose June 3, 2021
Get the Misdiarrhosis mug.A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
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I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.
by Goosey Goose October 7, 2020
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