Definitions by Goofnut

taller in a chair 

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse

taller in a chair by Goofnut November 19, 2023

Taller in a chair 

When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)

Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.

Taller in a chair by Goofnut November 15, 2023

Hurriquake 

When an area simultaneouly experiences a hurricane and an earthquake (i.e., Los Angeles).

When the hurriquake hit, my house collapsed and was swept away. Another version of this would be a second Trump presidency.

Hurriquake by Goofnut August 20, 2023

Delta female 

In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta female is a female who changed from her original birth gender.

That delta female used to bench 405 pounds. She kicked the shit out of me after graduation.

Delta female by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Delta male 

In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta male is a male who changed from is original birth gender.

That delta male used to have spectacular tits and a killer pussy.

Delta male by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Biofemale 

A female who appears like and conducts themselves like the gender she was born as.

Sally delivered her baby last nigh. I suppose that means Sally is a biofemale

Biofemale by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Biomale 

A person who naturally, biologically appear like, and who conduct themselves like the gender they were born as.

My high school football team is 100% comprised of biomales.

Biomale by Goofnut May 27, 2023