splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.
After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.
by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023
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Sussy

An Among Us bean's pussy; the Among Us version of "bussy".
I love going on Among Us rule 34 and looking at all the sweet sussy.
by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023
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Gami Mommy

Pronounced gaa · mee mom · mee

An attractive ghost girl. While mostly used for shinigami in Japanese media specifically, it can be used to describe more than just anime girls. It is a general term for any ghost girl who you conisder waifu material.
Shinigami from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code has some sweet tits. I get super Gami Mommy vibes from her, dude.
by Goatman Gamer July 14, 2023
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goopajitoonid

a non-offensive alternative term for the word retard.

Since saying retarded or retard are considered crude or offensive against actually retarded individuals, this word allows you to call people retarded with a smiliar amount of effectiveness without making the other people around you offended.
Man #1: "Joe is such a retard."
Man #2: "Whoa! You can't say that!"
Man #1: "You're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I meant he was a big, fat, stupid, slimy, slobbering, knuckle-scraping goopajitoonid."
by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023
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Swong

Archaic form of swung or swang.
Little Harold swong the bat with all hit might and hit a home run.
by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023
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Corn Flusher

Someone who sneakily tries to flush corn on the cob down the toilet.

Coined by NikkiNacks's father; mentioned in Season 1, Episode 24 of SleepyCast.
"Hey can you go grab that thing off the shelf for me, corn flusher?"
by Goatman Gamer March 31, 2023
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shlumperdink

The phenomenon that occurs when one person tries to pass by you in a hallway or some other narrow passage and you both switch sides to get out of each other's way, therefore defeating the point of changing sides, causing you to switch sides again, however, the other person also got the same idea and tried to switch sides again, causing you to both be caught in the same predicament once again.

Coined by Stephan Pastis in Pearls Before Swine
"I was late for my meeting because I got caught up in a shlumperdink."
by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023
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