Goatman Gamer's definitions

Swong

Archaic form of swung or swang.

Little Harold swong the bat with all hit might and hit a home run.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Colonization

Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization.

Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

E.I.O.

An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.

It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.

Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.

I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.

Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023

snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

by Goatman Gamer February 2, 2023

Sussy

An Among Us bean's pussy; the Among Us version of "bussy".

I love going on Among Us rule 34 and looking at all the sweet sussy.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Syrup Fucker

A racial slur used to discriminate and/or insult Canadians.

"I hate those dumbass Canadians. Go buy some Tim Hortons and die you stupid syrup fuckers."

by Goatman Gamer March 30, 2023