6 definitions by Go Mets

Brillo Pad

When a curly haired girl studying to be a rabbi is giving you head and unexpectedly without warning slurps on your butthole

Rabbi rectum is a brillo pad.

by Go Mets December 3, 2006

Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals

When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.

Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.

by Go Mets December 3, 2006

Twice Baked

A potato with cheese that you order while eating at an overpriced, mediocre restaurant. Also can mean eating out a girl while she farts on you.

Jon, you totally just twice baked Sara

by Go Mets December 3, 2006

Smitty What a Pity

When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.

You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity

by Go Mets December 3, 2006

The Jacey Complex

Where a girl cannot decide whether she wants a penis up the ass or in the vagina, so she settles for a cucumber instead and the moves on to rusty anal beads.

Not only can Jacey not make up her mind when it comes to men, but she has a real The Jacey Complex when it comes to fallic objects.

by Go Mets December 8, 2006

upchuck hick

When a woman somehow decides to suck a Hick Chimp off, swallows his semen, and then vomits it back up all over the Chim's face.

Any girl Steve is ever with will perform an upchuck hick

by Go Mets December 3, 2006