n. Accumulated worth of your being; value of the knowledge, more than rhe physical wealth, you have acquired during your sojurn on earth.
When I die my life cache will live on and its wonders will enrich generations to come.
Yeah, right. Only if the price of pompousness increases dramatically.
Yeah, right. Only if the price of pompousness increases dramatically.
by gnostic1 October 19, 2010
place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.
Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.
Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.
Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.
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Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.
Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.
Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.
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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?
Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!
Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!
Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
by gnostic1 December 03, 2010
n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.
I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.
That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
by gnostic1 October 19, 2010
1) v. initially a skateboarding term meaning to employ all of one's super tricks in a grand display of prowess: now, by extension, it means to use all of one's resources to accomplish any task or display ones dexterity or intelligence.
2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.
2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.
Radical leapstand bro! But I am going to empty the trick bag and make you totally my wheelnut monkey.
When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.
When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.
by gnostic1 January 21, 2011
Hi Princess. Looks like you need a visit from the smile fairy.
He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?
No! No! He takes frowns away.
And leaves money?
He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?
No! No! He takes frowns away.
And leaves money?
by gnostic1 August 02, 2011
n. Radical skateboarding move in which you lean way out sideways and grab the outer edge of a buddy's board while he does the same to your board. Similar to a crab walk but without the hidden sexual tension.
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Nice hangfred Dude!
Sorry?
I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.
Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.
Sorry?
I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.
Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.
by gnostic1 October 08, 2011