wester

v. originally it referred to a movement west toward new frontiers, prosperity, freedom etc. but now it suggests movement or progress away from any restaint, any rules, any authority.
This town sucks man. Time to wester.

Salvador Dali's cryptic westering was initially thought to be indicative of temporal lobe epilelepsy.
by gnostic1 January 19, 2011
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pusability

n. a medical term used to indicate that it is uncertain which venereal disease is rotting your genitals this time.
Whoa! That looks nasty. Did the doctor say what you got?

He said there's a pusability I got the syph, or maybe galloping herpes. He suggested I stay inside with the lights off and the doors locked until the swabs come back.
by gnostic1 March 01, 2011
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lefter

More left. Usually shouted in tense moments when directing covering fire, giving driving instructions etc.
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Don't put the clamp on that you fool! That's the ureter! Clamp to the left of that.

Here?

No!! Lefter!!! Lefter!! Oh God! Nurse, get me five units of blood and my lawyer's phone number.
by gnostic1 August 30, 2011
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condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

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That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.
by gnostic1 December 19, 2011
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gadhafing

v. overstaying ones welcome.
Is it safe to bring the girls over tonight or are your parents still gadhafing?

Better wait until next weekend dude. I may have to call for an air strike to get the wrinklies out of the house.
by gnostic1 March 07, 2011
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yardening

Useful building or maintenance activities that occur in your yard.
Ibought the lumber and I plan to spend the day yardening.
by gnostic1 June 08, 2010
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colde

adj. Part of a misguided attempt by Canadians to make freezing winter days seem elegantly desirable, somehow sophisticated, or perhaps "precious".
Lovely colde fronte blasting across the barren wasteland today my good man! Makes the olde blood coagulate. Eh what!

I can't hear you! My ears froze off two kilometers ago.
by gnostic1 December 03, 2010
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