Gnostic1's definitions

wordadex

n. Source of synonyms; a book, computer file, smartphone app or knowledgeable pleonastic person. Similar to a thesaurus or synofile.

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Can you think of another word for rhetorical?

I'm not a wordadex. Look in the thesaurus.

by gnostic1 September 21, 2011

hullaballo

n. pointlessly long, involved, noisy celebration over trivial victory in marginalised sport or activity.

Now that the University of Lethbridge has won the Canadian women's rugby championship I imagine there'll be a Pronghorn hullaballo that'll make Taylor Swift's album launch look like a NASCAR truck race victory party.

It ain't a real hullaballo until the geriatric strippers arrive! That's what I'm sayin'! Word up!

by gnostic1 November 7, 2010

concussion prone

n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.

Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!

Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.

by gnostic1 April 22, 2011

hammer rock

n. The focus of the action; the place or trick to aim for or emulate. Originally an ice curling term for the rock the captain corn brooms but now widely used in the skate boarding world.

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1) At this meeting we are going to hit the hammer rock so hard their power point will wreck!

2) Nice leapstand bro! But let's see you hit the hammer rock that Skatemark laid down yesterday

by gnostic1 November 9, 2011

organ donation

n. awesome skateboarding move that results in a near-death experience but is totally rad.

Whoa dude!!! You turned a simple leapstand into a total organ donation. I thought you were going to need a new bladder!

Yeah... I managed to land on my pancreas instead. Listen... can you be a bro and dial 911?

by gnostic1 February 19, 2011

office staff

n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.

If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!

The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.

by gnostic1 October 10, 2010

whoopsy fish

Exclamation of joy shouted at odd British sporting events such as cricket, soccer and vicar's wick when a player is severely injured, or, conversely, when a player's shoe comes off. Also a sexual act.

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Cor Blimey! Did you see that! Whoopsy Fish! Whoopsy Fish!

Stunning rudeness that! Where's the administrator with his tiny whistle. The chap's been stumped. Oh, I say. This just isn't on.

by gnostic1 July 4, 2012