There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
by gnostic1 September 18, 2010
Don't be fooled. Those girls in I.T. are getting a lot of help from tech support.
It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.
It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.
by gnostic1 September 19, 2010
I just got to sell my husband's signed football collection and I'll have enough naughty cash and penicillin money to make next weekend rock.
by gnostic1 August 06, 2011
n. "sporting" activity in which marginally inebriated Canadians curl large lumps of granite down a frozen carpet of ice in order to obtain a "hammer" which, I believe, is the metric equivalent of a "fifth" of rye. Oddly enough a "fifth", in curling, is a player too incompetent to play well. Brooms are used to clear debris off the ice and roller blades can be worn for decreased traction but aren't compulsory.
Originally the game was played on Scotland's lakes by English soldiers with frozen lumps of haggis.
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Originally the game was played on Scotland's lakes by English soldiers with frozen lumps of haggis.
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Dude! I feel like a bonspiel tonight! Let's totally whip some stones into the hack and try to knock out some inturns with a double raise!
Listen to yourself. You've only been curling for a month and already you sound like a Canadian stoner.
Hurry hard!
Listen to yourself. You've only been curling for a month and already you sound like a Canadian stoner.
Hurry hard!
by gnostic1 September 12, 2011
n. radical skateboarding move in which one leaps onto and over a car and lands on the board, which has gone under the car. The car should preferably be stationary and not moving at highway speed.
by gnostic1 February 09, 2011
place. Hamlet in Australia reknowned for its drover-fueled wallaby husbandry activity and gravel piles strategically placed to block the views of the lamers sand-surfing. The abscence of any competitive sports teams makes it a codger's paradise.
Often compared unfavourably to Riker's Island by the Greater Brisbane Tourist Council, Eudlo is fast becoming a go-to destination for NASA and other groups looking to test vehicles on inhospitable ground.
"Beautiful plumage!" and other catch-phrases are often heard at the Eudlo and District Monty Python Festival every spring.
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Often compared unfavourably to Riker's Island by the Greater Brisbane Tourist Council, Eudlo is fast becoming a go-to destination for NASA and other groups looking to test vehicles on inhospitable ground.
"Beautiful plumage!" and other catch-phrases are often heard at the Eudlo and District Monty Python Festival every spring.
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G'Day mate! Fancy a stride down Eudlo way tonight? We could toss some Fosters into the chunder wagon and melon a kangy. My esopho's drier than a gecko's armpit.
Struth! My shiela will do me an injury if we rattle the woomerra again!
Crickey-split!
Struth! My shiela will do me an injury if we rattle the woomerra again!
Crickey-split!
by gnostic1 December 23, 2011
n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.
This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
by gnostic1 April 03, 2011