n. incendiary device used to light a candle, lamp etc. during the late stages of cricket games, long after the sun has set, so the umpire, players, and any remaining spectators, can watch the "action".
Cor Blimey! If Master Perriwether can judiciously bend a googly to silly mid on for six during the next over, off their fading leg-spinner, we may not need a cricket match this eventide.
Rippingly astute observation my good fellow! "Tempus fugit," as my ruddy manservant used to say!
Rippingly astute observation my good fellow! "Tempus fugit," as my ruddy manservant used to say!
by gnostic1 April 04, 2011
Noun: Two consecutive soccer games, or other sporting events, which both end in draws and, by extension, any extremely pointless or boring activity.
Also a verb form exists: tie-die.
Also a verb form exists: tie-die.
If there is another tie-di today I swear to Pele I am going to give my television a couple of free kicks.
During the statistics class I thought I had tie-died and gone to heaven.
During the statistics class I thought I had tie-died and gone to heaven.
by gnostic1 June 21, 2010
Check out the way Sarah Palin is beckoning in her speeches. I beckon she'll be president soon!
I beckon most NFL fans are overweight cheese doodlers.
I beckon most NFL fans are overweight cheese doodlers.
by gnostic1 April 20, 2011
Incredibly random, in the modern sense of unexpected or unimportant, given that pi, 3.14159 etc., is a famously random number.
Dude! That random chick I met at the VD clinic took me dancing last night and the place was random as pi!
Our cupcake flavours are as random as pi.
555-5555? Your phone number is random as pi! Or is it?
Our cupcake flavours are as random as pi.
555-5555? Your phone number is random as pi! Or is it?
by gnostic1 July 10, 2010
n. Several. More than expected. Usually used for comic effect when viewing a friend's accumulation of bongs, cigars, skateboards, nipples etc.
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by gnostic1 June 24, 2010
n. A modern city near Islamabad with a thriving economy and vibrant night life in spite of an overwhelmingly blind population. Home to a large military officer training centre, a security police academy, a large sophisticated army base, and a cadre of well known international terrorists in a well-appointed glaringly-obvious hideout.
Famous for its complex network of blind alleys and home to the Pan-Asia bronze medal winning Hide-and-Seek team this modern metropolis, nestled in the fog-shrouded mountains of North East Pakistan, has recently almost seen the opening of yet another factory to manufacture the signature white canes which are synonymous with Abbottabad industry.
Tourist attractions include the Referee and Umpire Museum and a zoo devoted almost entirely to bats, cave fish, moles, and deaf chickens with cataracts and glaucoma. Visitors can feel secure knowing that in the event of any threat modern interceptor aircraft can be scrambled from Islamabad and will arrive in about a week: two weeks tops if it's a bit cloudy.
Famous for its complex network of blind alleys and home to the Pan-Asia bronze medal winning Hide-and-Seek team this modern metropolis, nestled in the fog-shrouded mountains of North East Pakistan, has recently almost seen the opening of yet another factory to manufacture the signature white canes which are synonymous with Abbottabad industry.
Tourist attractions include the Referee and Umpire Museum and a zoo devoted almost entirely to bats, cave fish, moles, and deaf chickens with cataracts and glaucoma. Visitors can feel secure knowing that in the event of any threat modern interceptor aircraft can be scrambled from Islamabad and will arrive in about a week: two weeks tops if it's a bit cloudy.
Excuse me Major, can you tell me where the Abbottabad bus station is?
Certainly. Take a left at the Bin Laden compound and then it's just past the Willful Ignorance Airbase on Death To America Avenue.
If you get lost ask the tall guy with the Saudi accent for help ... but don't let him drive.
Certainly. Take a left at the Bin Laden compound and then it's just past the Willful Ignorance Airbase on Death To America Avenue.
If you get lost ask the tall guy with the Saudi accent for help ... but don't let him drive.
by gnostic1 May 09, 2011