Gnostic 1's definitions

fransing

v. Rabbiting on endlessly and with great enthusiasm about the latest quirky thing on the internet.

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...and there was this guy in a giant duck suit (You just have to see his expression!) and he was eating a peach! A peach! I swear to God! You have to see it. I could download show you right now if you want ...

I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.

by gnostic 1 September 21, 2013

oxygenarian

n. Older person especially one who requires supplementary oxygen to survive.

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Dude! You are so wicked fearless with your rippers! Time to hang up the board if you want to live to be an oxygenarian.

Better to tear out your spleen than to fade away.

by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013

wobbler

n. Anyone who has grown too old and infirm to continue at his trade or sport.

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Check out the wobbler playing hockey.

Can't read the writing on the wall.

Or anything else without his bifocals.

by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013

peleton

n. The collection of average riders in a bike race who are just phoning it in.

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Okay, the leaders have rushed by, are we going to wait for the peleton?

How much wine is left?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

harpering

v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.

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Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.

Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

skid

v. Improve, add meaning to, make worthwhile.

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We got to skid this team if we are going to see the playoffs this year.

Word.

by gnostic 1 June 14, 2013

Frog Lake

place. Canadian town with wide-open friendly multi-racial populace and economy largely based on peat-moss excavation. Historically the scene of some minor dust-ups in the settlement of the west by non-paleoanimists, Frog Lake has grown over the years from a watering place for wandering herds of bison entrancers to a source of inspiration to both Canadian constitutional experts and quilt makers.

Home to both the third-best hockey team in north-western Saskatchewan and the largest interpretive centre between Frank and Esterhazy.

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I hear the crime rate in Frog Lake is pretty low . Kudos to the populace.

Really? Where'd you hear that?

by gnostic 1 June 8, 2013