biebering

v. Acting like an entitled low-life while high on drugs.

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You got to stop biebering every weekend. You'll end up in the slammer.

Let me be free! You don't know the pain I've suffered! I grew up in Canada for God's sake!
by gnostic 1 February 01, 2014
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charmageddon

n. A full-on irresistable James Francoesque charm storm of Biblical proportions.

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Babe at four o'clock, but don't even bother. She is totally out of your league.

I'm going in. Don't wait up. No one can resist my charmageddon.

So I'll see you in five minutes?

Three.
by gnostic 1 October 07, 2013
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suck the icicle

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.
by gnostic 1 February 01, 2013
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meet the mayor

v. phrase- Canadian expression for smoking crack.

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Dude. You got time for some boarding?

Sorry man. I have to meet the mayor.

Bummer.
by gnostic 1 June 01, 2013
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Skater's dozen

n. Eleven. A reflection of both the abscence of resources and the humour of skaters.

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Dude! This crate only has eleven brewes.

A skater's dozen! Radical. Nine for me and four for you!

Tottally!
by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013
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broomer

n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!
by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
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whiteout

v. Quit, walk away, usually in fear.

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We doing this?

I don't know man. It don't seem right. You know?

What. You gonna whiteout? I should have known you were not a true boarder.
by gnostic 1 February 09, 2014
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