Definitions by Gnostic 1

win dough 

n. Money obtained through gambling.

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How you going to pay for all that dope?

I am using this here win dough of opportunity.

win dough by gnostic 1 December 14, 2013

kang 

n. Style, class. West coast skater term.

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Nice ramp hop dude! You got the kang.

'Deed I do.

kang by gnostic 1 November 6, 2013

asbestpus 

n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.

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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.

She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.

asbestpus by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

bro-sures 

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.

Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.

bro-sures by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

push-up bro

n. Ego boosting male friend.

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I'll never get a date. My hair is dweebish. My taint itches. My confidence is sagging.

Sounds like you need a push-up bro.

push-up bro by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

Boston 

place. Fine American city with tendency to worship bearded champs who take pride in doing their best. Peopled by gracious folk who cheer lustily and don't engage in ceremonial destructive riots. Also one of the birthplaces of freedom. Home of many museums, rock quarries and displays honouring the displaced native americans.

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See the game?

You bet! Boston Rules!

Party!!!

Sensibly of course.

Of Course!!!

Boston by gnostic 1 November 2, 2013

trans-incidental beditation 

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.

trans-incidental beditation by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013