skate

n. Short, snappy, hip form of the noun skater.

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I am the skate from Hell. I rule the ramps.

Right. Whatever dude.
by gnostic 1 January 20, 2013
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Skater's dozen

n. Eleven. A reflection of both the abscence of resources and the humour of skaters.

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Dude! This crate only has eleven brewes.

A skater's dozen! Radical. Nine for me and four for you!

Tottally!
by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013
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whiteout

v. Quit, walk away, usually in fear.

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We doing this?

I don't know man. It don't seem right. You know?

What. You gonna whiteout? I should have known you were not a true boarder.
by gnostic 1 February 09, 2014
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charmageddon

n. A full-on irresistable James Francoesque charm storm of Biblical proportions.

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Babe at four o'clock, but don't even bother. She is totally out of your league.

I'm going in. Don't wait up. No one can resist my charmageddon.

So I'll see you in five minutes?

Three.
by gnostic 1 October 07, 2013
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broomer

n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!
by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
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goalie fight

n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.
by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013
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trans-incidental beditation

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.
by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013
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