n.Unfortunate event which destroys a crop or otherwise damages a farm's existence.
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Yessir. I reckon it was before you was born, before the farmageddon, but this here used to be wheatfields as far as the eye could see. That was before they built them pipelines.
But after you and grandma stole the land from the Indians?
You hankerin' a whipping boy?
But after you and grandma stole the land from the Indians?
You hankerin' a whipping boy?
by gnostic 1 October 02, 2013
v. Warming of a house or car etc. on a very cold day. Can also be used whimsically when discussing frigid partners.
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Dude! Your house is totally freezing! It is time to get some deigloofication going on in here.
Maybe you should slip on a cardigan.
Maybe you should slip on a cardigan.
by gnostic 1 February 09, 2013
v. Avoiding responsibility.
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by gnostic 1 March 11, 2013
n. Any large glitch, impediment or disaster that sinks a movie project, or, by extension, any other project.
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How's the search for a new house coming?
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
by gnostic 1 December 31, 2012
n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.
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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
v. Rabbiting on endlessly and with great enthusiasm about the latest quirky thing on the internet.
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...and there was this guy in a giant duck suit (You just have to see his expression!) and he was eating a peach! A peach! I swear to God! You have to see it. I could download show you right now if you want ...
I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.
I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.
by gnostic 1 September 21, 2013
v. phrase- Canadian expression meaning to buy some drugs.
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by gnostic 1 June 02, 2013