Definitions by Glenn quagmire
Gape
Stretching out an anus so much to the Point where it’ll stay open and if the aroma is threatening enough you will get a wiff of the wretched stench that is gape air
Gape by Glenn quagmire January 17, 2021
wailing whale
When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale
Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.
wailing whale by Glenn quagmire November 18, 2014
bone of contention
An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.
John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch
bone of contention by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006