3 definitions by Glenn quagmire

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When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale
Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.
by Glenn quagmire November 18, 2014
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2
Stretching out an anus so much to the Point where it’ll stay open and if the aroma is threatening enough you will get a wiff of the wretched stench that is gape air
Evan enjoys gape so he can get a wiff of the aroma
by Glenn quagmire January 17, 2021
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An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.
John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch
by Glenn quagmire January 06, 2006
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