Glen's definitions

blokes

it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE

see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.

by Glen February 6, 2005

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 9, 2004

death by stereo

the great fucking hardcore band around and there is nothing you can do about so sit and spin

Emo holocuast: you sweater cant save you now
Death by stereo rocks your ass to the moon

by GLen March 9, 2005

mcjob

Job choices that are presented when all one has strived for is a McEducation. Usually involves those that have a McAttitude and McMentality. Usually not race or class based, but based on culture. Can also be caused by having McParents.

Even though (Bubba, Laquicia, Jose, Bobbie-Lee) graduated from high school with good grades, all that would ever be available would be a McJob.

by Glen November 29, 2003

maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V

Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.

by Glen February 9, 2005

cretinous

vanessa mcgee is very cretinous

hi cretinous gflkwegjklefjglkefjgkletfjhklgjhlgklj

by glen January 27, 2005

Fukin Rites

is used to show extreme delight

Fukin rites....this sex is awesome

by glen January 27, 2005