polidicks

similar to politics, only referring to the governance of dick experiences one may encounter in their lifetime.

Buffy felt so overwhelmed by the polidicks she had to deal with, she decided to join the independick party and cut out all the bullshit.

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

bang wreck

A term used when the sex you had with someone is so awful, it's comparable to a train wreck

After wanting to bone Sally for so long, she really disappointed me last night in bed and it was a bang wreck!

by GlazeHer July 03, 2014

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer May 12, 2014

ishentially

When something is almost indefinite.

When he asked if we were exclusive, I couldn't say that we essentially were... however, I was able to tell him I ishentially was.

by GlazeHer April 29, 2019

whoregret

Regret felt by a whore.

I banged one two many randoms last night, I have so much whoregret.

by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014