baby beard

When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard

When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

sextional

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it

Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!

by GlazeHer February 14, 2014

breast assured

Similar to the phrase, rest assured, only referring to confirmation a chick's breasts are real

I thought she paid for those, but breast assured, they are real!

by GlazeHer April 29, 2015

fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

Eatster Bunny

Easter arrives yet the children wake up to no candy in their baskets... the Eatster Bunny has a serious addiction.

Timmy & Susie woke up again this Easter with only rotten eggs to search for... they longed for their sweet treats, yet the Eatster Bunny had struck again!

by GlazeHer April 15, 2019

yo-kay

When one confirms with another that something else is acceptable that they really don't give a shit about.

Hey man, you care if I take lead on this work presentation tomorrow?

Yo-Kay, I am hungover anyway. Ya heard!?!?

by GlazeHer May 24, 2018

#karantine

When you quarantine yourself at Kara's beach condo, stocked with plenty of grub, toilet paper, sanitizer, couch time, Netflix and your awesome Boston Terrier.

Man, I've been in #karantine due to COVID-19 since the Governor of Cali put us on a "stay at home" order. Our beaches and boardwalks are closed, thank goodness cannabis is legal!

by GlazeHer March 27, 2020