GlazeHer's definitions

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

Karantine

When you quarantine yourself at Kara's beach condo, stocked with plenty of grub, toilet paper, sanitizer, couch time, Netflix and your awesome Boston Terrier.

Man, I've been in Karantine due to COVID-19 since the Governor of Cali put us on a "stay at home" order. Our beaches and boardwalks are closed, thank goodness cannabis is legal!

by GlazeHer March 26, 2020

cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

roadspill

What one does during a road trip while they cum.

My bitch sucked me so hard in the 75mph zone that I had no choice but to roadspill!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

Par-Tee

A phrase used for celebration during a round of golf when a player achieves par while their tee remains in its fully erect position.

Hot damn son, I killed that hole under par without even moving the tee! Let's embrace this moment by having a Par-Tee!

by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

arboreatum

A lovely nature-filled area consisting of plants, animals & cultural beauties where the food options rule!

I saw beautiful trees, flowers & birds but the best part was the philly cheesesteak at the arboreatum!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

laughoholic

Someone who is addicted to laughing, because life is so damn good, and shit is so fucking funny.

Karazy keeps distracting me during these conference calls because she's such a laughoholic.

by GlazeHer July 6, 2015