GlazeHer's definitions

fornowver

When something is not forever, but is for now.

I told my dude that I can't commit, but I'd be his fornowver.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another

me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

by GlazeHer August 11, 2014

misfake

When someone acts like they made a mistake, but they're actually faking it.

Girl: "Chick, did you actually just grab my man's junk?"
Chick: "No, girl... it was a mistake"
Girl: "Not sure chick, seems like you meant to do it!"
Chick: "Girl, you saying I faked it and made a misfake!?!"

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

two can drain that vein

Just as two can play at that game, two can drain the vein of one's backed up semen.

Buffy: "Did you hear Lance challenged that more than one Ho is needed to make him climax?"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

traveling bunny

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017