loadtrip

A road trip consumed of road head & jerk off loads.

My girl & I took a 2000 mile loadtrip across the Southwest. I am dehydrated!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

muh lady

An affectionate term to call one's lady...

Please have this dance with me, muh lady!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

gineamite

A dynamite vagina.

Yo bro, my girl's ish is gineamite!

by GlazeHer March 04, 2014

face cellulite

someone who has dimples on their cheeks

man, my face cellulite makes me hella cute!

by GlazeHer April 20, 2018

ho and tell

Similar to the well known act of show and tell, only when a promiscuous person Ho's and tells.

Can't wait for poker night, I know when to show them and when to fold them, but I am hoping to ho and tell if you know what I mean!

by GlazeHer October 11, 2016

gine bottle

a wine bottle that one consumes up their vagina.

I had only heard about it in movies until I met Tammy and that girl turned a 2010 Pinot into a gine bottle!

by GlazeHer July 01, 2014

I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

by GlazeHer November 03, 2016