work before twerk

Meaning a lady has to get her work done before the freak can get her twerk on

Bro: "Hey girl, ya wanna meet at the club?"
Ho: "I'm a boss bitch and need to finish up some deliverables this evening, maybe next time."
Bro: "Ah, work before twerk. Get it girl."
Ho: "Gotta make that coin!"

by GlazeHer July 05, 2015

whorganized

when one finally organizes their whores so they don't confuse them

so many whores, so little time, but I put some hours in last night and am finally whorganized!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 01, 2025

awethenticity

what an authentic person has, leaving others in awe of their good nature.

I was blown away by her awethenticity, never met anyone so real and amazing!

by GlazeHer March 06, 2022

opooportunity

When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.

Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend's parent's anniversary party, he couldn't find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.

by GlazeHer March 08, 2016

snore noise

a literal noise one makes as a response to something dumb and/or they don't want to respond to, acting like they've fallen asleep

The snore noise is my go-to response any time some turd at a bar tries to hit on me, works every time. I highly recommend it.

by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

celebang

Celebrate by way of banging

I'm so proud of you getting the promotion that we should celebrate by banging all night, we'll celebang!

by GlazeHer January 16, 2014