Urban Dictionary: Definitions by GlazeHer

assorgine

An asinine term someone who doesn't care what hole they penetrate uses, believing they are referring to the hole of an ass or gine.

Tonight I don't care if this shaft gets shitty or kitty, I'm down with assorgine!

assorgine by GlazeHer January 30, 2015

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The generation in which one's vagina was born and/or currently lives in.

By the bush on that broad, I can tell she's representing the 70's Vaginaration!

vaginaration by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

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Any position one puts their Ho in

My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.

hosition by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

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A phrase used for celebration during a round of golf when a player achieves par while their tee remains in its fully erect position.

Hot damn son, I killed that hole under par without even moving the tee! Let's embrace this moment by having a Par-Tee!

Par-Tee by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

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similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

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A term used when the sex you had with someone is so awful, it's comparable to a train wreck

After wanting to bone Sally for so long, she really disappointed me last night in bed and it was a bang wreck!

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My girl walked in and threw me on the bed like a boss bitch, she so Hoggressive!

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