Definitions by Glarbsttentenford

Online Friends

people you’d rather be with in real life

I really wish my online friends were my irls

Online Friends by Glarbsttentenford November 20, 2021

MITAM 

An abbreviation of the epic One Direction album: Made In The A.M.

Their 5th album, the first album of One Direction made without ZAYN. Released in 2015.

Logical Human being: YO MY GUY MITAM IS SUCH A GOOD ALBUM
Other logically Human being: yeah totally, I really miss ZAYN tho

*6 years later*

This is the longest 18 months of my life

MITAM by Glarbsttentenford May 26, 2021

Olivia Wilde 

Someone Harry Styles doesn’t live for, nor long for

Olivia Wilde: hey Harry, can you tell me about that song from the MITAM album called Olivia?
Harry Styles: OLIVIA I DO NOT LIVE FOR YOU OR LONG FOR YOU!!! LOUIS TOMLINSON IS MY SHORT LEETLE HUSBAND AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT

Olivia Wilde by Glarbsttentenford May 19, 2021

Weird

Something you should take as a compliment, because weird is fun

Hater: omg you’re so weird
You: thank you

Weird by Glarbsttentenford May 19, 2021