Give the moose his food, Eli's definitions

Nintendo Juice

A drink that gives you ultimate power and makes you the best at something for a limited time. It is mainly just a phrase. You can buy it at Funky's fly and buy. Or his shack.

Donkey: Dude the Texans are losing by to much!
Scrooge: Ya, they're are gonna need to get some Nintendo Juice to win this one.

by Give the moose his food, Eli December 5, 2019

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh 1: Bruhbruhbruh
Bruh 2: bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh

by Give the moose his food, Eli March 31, 2020

Absolute Legend

People that:
Don't spam with Erron Black on Mortal Kombat
Bite Ice Cream
Know what girls do during their free time outside of school
People who beat Asians in video games
People with followers on Reddit
People who crap at school
People who choose to go outside by themself at night on Friday the 13th
People who actually raid Area 51
People outside of the USA that don't see us as clueless fat lards
Don't eat any cookie dough when they can

Dude, Anthony is an absolute legend!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

El Bruh

Ryan Stam

I am El Bruh
If you no hablo espanol, El Bruh in English is.... The Bruh

by Give the moose his food, Eli March 6, 2020

Bully

Someone who u are playing human fall flat with and they grab u and throw u off a cliff.

Person 1: No! Kyle stop! Your such a bully!

by Give the moose his food, Eli July 5, 2019

The Gulag

Basically a gladiator hell. You die and fight some fag and if you win he's double fag and you get released. If he wins you are double fag, and your teammates have to buy you out.

I won in the gulag!
Man that guy sucks.

by Give the moose his food, Eli April 23, 2020

master of disguise

One that is capable of destroying all the loopholes in ones search history.

Jack: dude, my older brother's friend is a master of disguise!
Tom: Lucky! I got grounded because I didn't know his magic!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019