Give the moose his food, Eli's definitions

The Gulag

Basically a gladiator hell. You die and fight some fag and if you win he's double fag and you get released. If he wins you are double fag, and your teammates have to buy you out.

I won in the gulag!
Man that guy sucks.

by Give the moose his food, Eli April 23, 2020

Absolute Legend

People that:
Don't spam with Erron Black on Mortal Kombat
Bite Ice Cream
Know what girls do during their free time outside of school
People who beat Asians in video games
People with followers on Reddit
People who crap at school
People who choose to go outside by themself at night on Friday the 13th
People who actually raid Area 51
People outside of the USA that don't see us as clueless fat lards
Don't eat any cookie dough when they can

Dude, Anthony is an absolute legend!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

How low can you go

when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.

Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

master of disguise

One that is capable of destroying all the loopholes in ones search history.

Jack: dude, my older brother's friend is a master of disguise!
Tom: Lucky! I got grounded because I didn't know his magic!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

Bully

Someone who u are playing human fall flat with and they grab u and throw u off a cliff.

Person 1: No! Kyle stop! Your such a bully!

by Give the moose his food, Eli July 5, 2019

Veggies

Video Games-VG’s-Veggies
It’s all about Translating.

Nerd 1: Let’s play some veggies Dallas!
Nerd 2: Ya!

by Give the moose his food, Eli July 5, 2019

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh 1: Bruhbruhbruh
Bruh 2: bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh

by Give the moose his food, Eli March 31, 2020