Definitions by GitGudBilly

Bullshark 

You thought you were safe in rivers? AW HELL NO! Bullshark is here to fuck ypu up! Is it a nice shark? AW HELL NAW! He attack you like if you didnt let him eat his Big Mac!

This is how you eat a human, nigga!
*slap*
BULLSHARK!

Bullshark by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Clone Troopers 

Soldiers that cant fucking hit shit. Oh, they appeared in that Star Shrek movie, the one with the emojis? Idk, but they have no aim.

Clone Troopers have a -1 centimeter aiming range.

Clone Troopers by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Globalsexual 

Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D

I like men women and dogs. I globalsexual

Globalsexual by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Jurassic Park 

Great movie. Its about these people that cant FUCKING GET A SINGLE FUCKING DINOSAUR DONE ACCURATE.

Welcome to Jurassic Park. We have fucked up Pop Culture

Jurassic Park by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Mr Krabs

He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.

OH YEA MR KRABS

Mr Krabs by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Mammoth 

So when the dinosaurs dun got goofed and became birds, the mammals went in. They evolved and evolved and then. Mammoth. So, a Mammoth lived in the Ice Age where the Earth got frostbite again.It was basically this elephant with long brown hair. It was herbivorous and liked to live in herds. And thats basically it. Not much to it, but it was a pretty cool animal persay. Oh yea, sabretooths and them wolfs killed them.

Mammoth. IM GETTING TIRED OF WRITING SENTENCES

Mammoth by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017