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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrap voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollet hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and “remove” lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard at the U.S. Capitol. On an unrelated note, Blue Anon was the first term (before I revived it) Urban Dictionary blue-penciled because they are woebegone, mental, and melodramatic hypocrites and CCP-inspired aficionados.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to “send a message to QAnon?

“Uh, yeah that was Blue Anon, ya.”
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 7, 2021
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Jaws 3D

A cheesy film that is more comedic than horrifying. Characters are boring or annoying, effects and screenwriting was utterly crap, and acting was subpar. Girl presses her cheeks against the window that has a dead corpse right in front of her screaming without moving, shark is still chasing skiers despite being less than a foot away, grenade explodes a thirty foot shark underwater, the shark breaks a control room window with just one pinch and gets stuck for some odd reason, technician was just treading water like he wanted to be eaten by the shark knowing the shark was there and was breathing under water when bitten like chips, Fitzroyce slides into a sharks mouth, gets crushed like a pancake to death without dropping the grenade in his hand that killed the shark eventually and feeling the sharks teeth despite still being in the sharks mouth and getting crushed. It is a movie that should not be playing on television or be sold.
Teacher: So what do you make of Jaws 3D

Students: It’s trash

Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 6, 2022
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Kirk Cousins

A QB for the Minnesota Vikings that is 5-26 against winning teams and states his catch phrase: “You Like That” meaning if his team likes losing or eating a jumbo sized peen following the loss.
Aaron: Kirk Cousins is good.

Me: If you say so!!
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
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Whateva

A term highly used by ratchet, irritating, and melodramatic women to get men to cave in to their shit and/or piranha their pussy.
Bridgette: I like this dress but it’s too pink and I like this dress but it’s too bold
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?

Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 25, 2019
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Porn

The film shit thousands of lonely people watch every second when they should be going out and find themselves a girlfriend/boyfriend so they could get some.
Matt: Do you like porn?

Me: No.

Matt: Do you watch porn?

Me: Everyone watches it man!
by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019
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Ari Shafirr

A funny ass comedian who will be probably be jumped, kidnapped, and possibly have his body buried in a secluded area for taking racism to the extreme on The Amazing Racist.
Who is Ari Shafirr?

The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
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The End

A true masterpiece by The Doors that can be about anything you want it to be whether if it is about depression, heartbreak, break up or divorce, insanity, pain, saying goodbye, death, moving to another place or state, life, ending a friendship or relationship with someone or a girl/guy you liked but will never get the chance with because neither one of them wanted to confess their feelings for that person and/or each other and will most likely end up a star under someone else’s sky unless they do whatever they can to find each other. Either way it is a great song that every single living individual should listen to.
This is The End beautiful friend! This is The End my only friend the end it hurts to set you free but you will never follow me! The End of laughter and soft lies. The End of nights we tried to die!
by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019
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