the act of being oversized and your only chance of survival is to sprint at your antaganizer and launch your body into the air thrusting your legs into his/her/it's face. due to the extreme violence and lethalness of this astonishing manouver, the exact details on how to perform it are not open to the public. to learn the yubawazi, you must be taught by someone who has already mastered this feat, both physically and mentally. it is not for the weak. and if performed incorrectly will result in serious injury or even death to those who try to use it before they are ready. this is not a parlor trick it is real and very deadly.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods