Definitions by Ginger Ted

Mig 

A Mig is someone of limited intelligence who requires special care in order to mix successfully within the confines of a school or college. Usually approachable, though often violent, a Mig can be difficult to befriend.

We were playing table-tennis in the Youth Wing when that Mig came at me with a knife. He's now been sedated.

Mig by Ginger Ted August 11, 2006

Mig Hut

The Mig Hut is used for storage, sedation and education of Migs.

If you don't buck your ideas up son, you'll be off to the Mig Hut.

Mig Hut by Ginger Ted August 11, 2006

Midas Touch 

The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.

My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.

Midas Touch by Ginger Ted February 28, 2004