Schfonz

Penis, dick, cock or prick.

A Massachusetts version of the word shvantz.

First seen in the book: Put My Numbers On That

Look Jennings, I know you’re trying to stick your fucking schfonz up Emma’s shitter, but this is ridiculous.

by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

Cucktastic

Something that only a Cuck would find fantastic.

Yea man, he has to kiss the ground she walks on after every step, even if she steps in dogshit. He thinks her idea is cucktastic and he’s one step closer to sleeping with her.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021

Mud blower

A girls butthole

Meh, she’s alright; I’d probably still throw it in her mud blower….

by Ginger Snappah Head October 05, 2021

Second sheet

A non fitted sheet that goes over the fitted sheet and stays under the blanket.

The second sheet seems so frivolous, like, who cares if my genitals touch the comforter.

by Ginger Snappah Head September 30, 2021

Nocturnal dirt people

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 05, 2021

Full banger

A large breakfast consisting of two or more eggs and at least two sausage links, two strips of bacon, one slice of ham, home fries, toast, and two or more pancakes.

I need to stop and pick up more toilet paper, I ate a full banger this morning and it’s ready to exit.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 04, 2021

Ear pro

Ear protection.

My ears are ringing because I forgot my ear pro

by Ginger Snappah Head October 05, 2021