Definitions by Ginger Snappah Head

Sucks Energy Drink 

Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.

Sucks Energy Drink by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

FYYFSTF Storage 

FYYFSTF Storage is a fictional storage facility in the book Put My Numbers On That

The FYYFSTF stands for: Fuck You You Fucking Shit Turd Fuck

Yo, you fucking Ginger Snappah head, meet me over at FYYFSTF Storage to pick up the TVs

FYYFSTF Storage by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

Schfonz 

Penis, dick, cock or prick.

A Massachusetts version of the word shvantz.

First seen in the book: Put My Numbers On That

Look Jennings, I know you’re trying to stick your fucking schfonz up Emma’s shitter, but this is ridiculous.

Schfonz by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

Soot 

When referring to Cocaine in the book Put My Numbers On That

Kyle wanted to make a detour to pick up some soot

Soot by Ginger Snappah Head July 13, 2022

Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More 

A fictional retail store, located in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I’m heading to Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More to see if Kyles got any Caca-Fakkas left in stock.

Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More by Ginger Snappah Head July 11, 2022

Qwerter 

Someone who gets out of the shower to take a shit.

Uh, babe? Why does the shower smell like shit??

Because I ain’t no Qwerter

Qwerter by Ginger Snappah Head November 3, 2021

Caca-Fakka 

A hollowed out dildo, featuring an auger and hand crank. Typically used for cleaning out one’s intestines prior to sexual activity.

Dude I grinded about 12lbs of shit outa ma bitch last night with my new Caca-Fakka. I needed to change the sheets before we put in that work.

Caca-Fakka by Ginger Snappah Head October 15, 2021