Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gimaf

Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.

I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure

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When you get home from the gym and your muscles are fully erected so you snap some quick pictures.

Emma sent me a picture of her nips so I sent her an old After Effects Photos

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When your driving in Manhatten and a New jersey driver is in front of you, driving like a women and you blow your horn at him

This New Jersian ass in front of me was driving 5mph so i gave him a New Jersey Blast

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When you think your teachers coming on to you but then you realize you've just watched to many porno's

I thought Mrs White was coming on to me until i realized i was under a teacher-tease

Teacher-Tease by Gimaf October 27, 2012

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When one gets so turned on to someone that goes to there school, they jerk-off to a yearbook picture of that person.

I saw Vicky in school today and went home and pulled a Yearbook Yanking

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When you jerk off and explode on your keyboard resulting in sticky fingers

I was watching a little Lisa Ann action and performed sticky fingers all over the place

Sticky Fingers by Gimaf October 27, 2012

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Another term for a hand-job

My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson

Handy Johnson by Gimaf October 27, 2012

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