Gimaf's definitions

Yearbook Yanking

When one gets so turned on to someone that goes to there school, they jerk-off to a yearbook picture of that person.

I saw Vicky in school today and went home and pulled a Yearbook Yanking

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Sticky Fingers

When you jerk off and explode on your keyboard resulting in sticky fingers

I was watching a little Lisa Ann action and performed sticky fingers all over the place

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Teacher-Tease

When you think your teachers coming on to you but then you realize you've just watched to many porno's

I thought Mrs White was coming on to me until i realized i was under a teacher-tease

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.

I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure

by Gimaf November 23, 2012

Handy Johnson

Another term for a hand-job

My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning

When you act or say something like an Italian and your excuse for it being ok was that you watch The Sopranos or The Jersey Shore

Person 1 - whatta ya mean you forgot to pick up the tickets whatta you stunad

Person 2 - Stunad, what?

Perosn 1 - its ok I watch the sopranos

Person 1 - oh the old The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012