Giddyupgirlfl's definitions

mantini

A strong cocktail that a woman orders so she can muster up the courage to seduce a man. Liquid courage. A drink that removes all inhibition.

When the girls arrived to Timpano's, Scarlett asked Maggie, "What are you drinking?" Maggie replied, "Girl, I'm gonna need a mantini tonight. I see Tom over there and you know how badly I want him."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009

manometer

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Screwpon

The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"

Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011

Droop Doggy Dog

What happens to a woman's face when her Botox wears off. A suddenly saggy face resulting from exhausted Botox.

Scarlett said to Maggie, "Girl, did you see Stephanie at the Samba Room last night? She was lookin' droop doggy dog somethin' awful." Maggie replied, "Yeah, I saw that. Her Botox must have expired 'cause her face sure looked like it had."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 19, 2009

Bootassy

When the air in a room smells like Booty, Ass and Pussy.

When Maggie walked into the party. Scarlett winced and said "Girl!, I smell Bootassy! Where you been bitch?" Maggie replied "I have been on my sexual odyssey with that hunky man I am dating."

by GiddyUpGirlFL June 29, 2009

disposaboy

a man designed for short-term convenience rather than medium to long-term durability, with most only intended for single use. The term is also sometimes used for men that may last several months (ex. disposable air filters) to distinguish from similar men that last indefinitely (ex. washable air filters).

Scarlett was so happy with her full rotation of men...she thrived on holding court and flirting. Maggie was amazed with her dating possibilities and wanted to know every detail of each man..."Tell me about all your potential suitors!" she pleaded. Scarlett replied "Well, there is this one who is really cute..." Maggie asked, "Do you like him?" Scarlett answered, "Well of course I do for now...but he is a disposaboy!"

by Giddyupgirlfl August 4, 2011

urban abyss

Where people go who are addicted to writing for Urban Dictionary. A veritable wasteland of right-brained people perched in front of their computers thinking about the next submission.

Lisa asked Pam, "I haven't seen Scarlett or Maggie in days. Where have they been?" Pam replied, "They have been in the urban abyss for days. Their children go unfed, they don't get showers, they don't leave the house. It's a real problem."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009