10 definitions by GewehrWolf

yo yo

A tape measure. Never go to Boeing Surplus Sales without one.

Measure twice, cut once. Be sure to keep your yo yo handy.

by GewehrWolf April 3, 2007

Master Key

A shotgun used to blow-open locked doors.

The front man in the stack shot both hinges with the master key. The next guy hit the door with a battering ram.

by GewehrWolf April 3, 2007

spot-welded

Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.

"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.

by GewehrWolf April 3, 2007