7 definitions by Gert Barr
A flight attendant that has been around so long, they will never retire. The are one step above or higher than the senior mama.
Cheryl’s number one on the seniority list.
I know right!!! She’s been here forever and day. I wish that dinosaur would retire.
I know right!!! She’s been here forever and day. I wish that dinosaur would retire.
by Gert Barr April 21, 2021
A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.
by Gert Barr April 20, 2021
Is a flight attendant that always works the position closest to cockpit. They are at the pilots beckon call and answers any and all requests that they have at the drop of a dime.
by Gert Barr April 6, 2021
Is a passenger that is on a plane that once they sit down, they stand up every two seconds. This is in particular when they get one item and one item only from their carryon item that is stowed in the overhead bin.
This flight is full of popcorn passengers getting thing’s from the overhead compartment, I wish they would just sit down.
by Gert Barr April 1, 2021
A pilot error is a pregnant flight attendant
by Gert Barr April 6, 2021
A place where an airline flight crew stays when they are not in base. This is usually a small group of flight attendants or pilots.
When in a pilot crash pad, there is nothing but partying and having a good time. Everyone in a pilot crash pad is usually laid back and gets along. In a flight attendant crash pad, there is more drama than a bus load of drag queens on their way to a wig sale. This place can be hostile with screaming and yelling following by the occasional fight. A scandal of some type happens at the flight attendant crash pad. Rarely does anyone get along in this pad.
When in a pilot crash pad, there is nothing but partying and having a good time. Everyone in a pilot crash pad is usually laid back and gets along. In a flight attendant crash pad, there is more drama than a bus load of drag queens on their way to a wig sale. This place can be hostile with screaming and yelling following by the occasional fight. A scandal of some type happens at the flight attendant crash pad. Rarely does anyone get along in this pad.
Where's Holly off to tonight?
She has an early report time in the morning so she's heading to her crash pad.
She has an early report time in the morning so she's heading to her crash pad.
by Gert Barr April 21, 2021
A day in flight attendant initial class when you take an exam and someone is excused at random. This usually takes place when the class breaks for lunch and upon your return, there is a classmate missing.
by Gert Barr April 20, 2021