Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008

Jurisprudential Tumors

Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.

(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)

The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.

by Gerald Busey June 24, 2008

Brain Freezes

A term describing individuals that give you a headache as soon as they open their mouths.

Eric and Ed, two people that practically vomit idiocy with every uttered word, are textbook examples of Brain Freezes.

by Gerald Busey March 04, 2008

Timmette

A female incarnation of South Park's Timmy (Timm-ay!!!)

That fucking Timmette is dumber than what I'm about to shit.

by Gerald Busey December 27, 2009

Estrohol

The product of metabolized alcohol in women, which causes cuntly behavior on a catastrophic scale.

Brenda hates dealing with the effect of Estrohol on women in places of public accommodation, while Joe Francis loves it and has made millions off of it.

by Gerald Busey March 28, 2008

Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system

My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.

by Gerald Busey July 04, 2009