Gerald Busey's definitions

Estrogenitis

Estrogenitis is an infection found primarily in women, hastened by a bountiful presence of estrogen, that causes a loss of memory, logic, reason, and common sense.

Melissa forgetting the title of Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, was caused by Estrogenitis.

by Gerald Busey April 9, 2008

Jurisprudential Tumors

Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.

(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)

The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.

by Gerald Busey June 23, 2008

Trout Stamps

Alternative name for toilet paper

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.

by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008

Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008

Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system

My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.

by Gerald Busey July 4, 2009

Timmette

A female incarnation of South Park's Timmy (Timm-ay!!!)

That fucking Timmette is dumber than what I'm about to shit.

by Gerald Busey December 26, 2009