Gerald Busey's definitions

Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008

Estrogenitis

Estrogenitis is an infection found primarily in women, hastened by a bountiful presence of estrogen, that causes a loss of memory, logic, reason, and common sense.

Melissa forgetting the title of Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, was caused by Estrogenitis.

by Gerald Busey April 9, 2008

Estrohol

The product of metabolized alcohol in women, which causes cuntly behavior on a catastrophic scale.

Brenda hates dealing with the effect of Estrohol on women in places of public accommodation, while Joe Francis loves it and has made millions off of it.

by Gerald Busey March 27, 2008

Titus Drunk

Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.

Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.

by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008

Brain Freezes

A term describing individuals that give you a headache as soon as they open their mouths.

Eric and Ed, two people that practically vomit idiocy with every uttered word, are textbook examples of Brain Freezes.

by Gerald Busey March 4, 2008

Homosocialism

The stated doctrine of Leftist politicians that instructs its adherents to fuck America in the ass.

Barack Obama is fighting to be the next great patriarch of Homosocialism, seeking to plug 300,000,000 American asses for a full four-year term.

by Gerald Busey February 19, 2008