George Woodard's definitions

the all-american rejects

I know a guy who looks exactly like Tyson Ritter...it's really weird, so....yeah. Anyways, I discovered The All-American Rejects about 10 months ago, and I really liked their music from the very beginning. I got their album "Move Along", with such songs as "It Ends Tonight", "Move Along", "Dirty Little Secret", and "Night Drive", all great songs. They are about the coolest thing since chocolate!!! They are the best band I believe I've ever heard. I know you probably think I'm gay because all the other people who wrote positive things on this definition were girls, but I am definitely not gay, I just think that they have some awesome music worth writing about. That is about all I have to say.

the All-American Rejects are the pimpinest band EVER

by George Woodard August 29, 2006

Fruit of the Loom

Just so the other guy who wrote something knows, Fruit of the Loom makes boxers, too. I live in Kentucky near a huge Fruit of the Loom factory and the only people who wear Fruit of the Loom are pimps with black FTL (Fruit of the Loom) boxers.

Fruit of the Loom is pretty much awesome.

by George Woodard August 17, 2006

cool.com

What you say when you discover something that is unbelievably awesome. For instance, when I discovered how addictive Vault Zero is, I yelled "cool.com!". Yeah, yeah!

Dude! There is this wesite where porn is free! Cool.com!

by George Woodard August 17, 2006

Christians

As a Christian, I have always believed that I am better than no one else, that everyone, including me, is a sinner, that I am far, far, far from perfect, and that we should love everyone as our brothers and sisters. Someone said that 90% of Christians are sinners, but in reality, EVERYONE is a sinner. It's HUMAN NATURE. I have always tried to not have a "holier-than-thou" attitude, and I try to be a kind person to everyone, Christian or not, and I never force my beliefs on anyone. A lot of non-Christians have a stereo-type that Christians are these weird breast-beating, self righteous people, but those people are just the people who think they are Christians and they do negative things, so of course the media is going to portray Christians in a negative way, since the media is so secular these days. I try to go against the stereotype that Christians have a holier-than-thou attitude by treating others with the respect they deserve. Oh yeah,
CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A CULT. At least, not in the negative sense of the word.

I try to be a kind, non-agressive person to show others that non-Christians are not the way the media portrays them to be.

by George Woodard August 14, 2006

The Sixth Sense

Just so you know, the kid can't see ghosts: he sees the people themselves after they were killed: they aren't ghosts, they're more like imprints that he can see that are very solid...to him.

The Sixth Sense is probably one of the best movies of 1999.

by George Woodard August 9, 2006

pop your cherry

To have sex with a virgin, causing said virgin to lose their virginity. Can often cause an unusual amount of bitchiness in said ex-virgin.

Elizabeth: Damn! You came in my pussy and now I'm pregnant, you bastard!"

Me: Damn! If I knew you'd be such a fucking bitch after I fucked you, I wouldn't have wanted to pop your cherry!

Both: Damn it!

by George Woodard August 7, 2006

pop the collar

To pull on the collar of a polo shirt to where it is up and outward of the shirt. A growing trend overly used by the general public today. I don't mind if people do it, but personally I think it is rather stupid.

"Save your collar, pop a cherry!"
Don't pop the collar.

by George Woodard August 6, 2006