Definitions by George P.
Porch swing
1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.
2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.
2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.
Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.
Porch swing by George P. November 22, 2015
RSVPOed
Similar to POed, but specifically applying to the anger felt by someone when people respond that they will attend his/her function, but then don't show up or call to cancel. Especially likely when invitations are sent through Evite.
holladictorian
It's too bad they don't recognize the holladictorian at graduation, yo, 'cuz with all the chicks Steve's hit he'd win it hands down.
holladictorian by George P. January 8, 2009
green trash
Say what you want about their mullets, that green trash family at least recycles and doesn't pour their used motor oil down the gutter.
green trash by George P. April 5, 2007