Jim Pitts

"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.

"I can't handle being anywhere near Jim Pitts over there."

by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

Mr. Cooby

Mr. Cooby is the one who always gets the blame when something is discovered to be broken or missing.

Q.:
"Hey, who got into the cookie jar?"

A.:
"All I know is that Mr. Cooby was the only one here."

by Georg Znaeym May 08, 2006

cheeseburner

Any Harley-Davidson motorcycle.

Harley cheeseburners, made of tin - ride 'em out and push 'em in.

by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

nascar facelift

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.

"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."

by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

"All hat, no cattle"

Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.

"All hat, no cattle" describes that country-and-western band out of Cleveland to a T.

by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

NASCAR Facelift

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.

If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."

by Georg Znaeym May 06, 2006

scowlface

An unaccompanied female who, while in the presence of a male or males, assumes an angry, scowling face with the intent of discouraging any potential communication with the nearby male/males, as if they had any intent to institute such contact to begin with.

Didn't the expression on that scowlface back there make you think of a car? Myself, I was reminded of a '54 Buick.

by Georg Znaeym July 27, 2006